Well, it certainly took me long enough to get to this, but it’s time to talk about everyone’s favorite subject: Sex. We see claims getting tossed back and forth on a regular basis about what can and cannot improve your love life, and one bit of wisdom seems to crop up more often than not: Vegetarians make better lovers. Is this all just a bunch of wishful thinking, or does vegetarianism indeed improve your love life? Let’s find out!
Now, I’m not about to pretend I’m an expert on intimate love here as I know a thing or two but not enough to understand everyone in the world. However, I have a good grasp on what’s up and what’s not, and from a very blatant position of “duh,” all I can say is that a vegetarian diet is clearly designed to make sexual performance much easier. But hey, no celebrating just yet! I’ve still got more article to get through!
Error. Page cannot be displayed. Please contact your service provider for more details. (19)However, and this can’t be stated strongly enough, this isn’t something we can wield as a weapon. When searching for facts on the subject, the rhetoric became very clear that the notion of vegetarians having good sex wasn’t just to say, “Hey, I’m a vegetarian and my love life is great!” Rather, the point of most articles is to say very blatantly, “Look how pitiful those lousy meat-eaters are in bed! We make such better lovers!” Facts are facts, and it doesn’t take a scientist or a study of any sort to see pretty clearly that everyone is capable of great lovin’ and that while diet can play a part, it isn’t everything.
But back to why eating veg is good for your love life, there’s one little bit that even proper hygiene can’t change: Vegetarians smell better. Yes yes, this is getting back into the realm of “We’re better than you, nyah nyah!” but just give it a moment here. If you regularly shower and follow a clean lifestyle that also happens to include eating vegetarian or vegan meals, you will smell better even when you sweat purely because meat contains something or other that actually does produce a greater scent while sweating. It’s strange, but this could be one aspect of a vegetarian’s love life they can be very proud of.