Let’s start at breakfast, shall we? I mean, it’s the first meal of the day and some would argue that it’s the most important. So you have your cereal. Hmm, there’s no meat in any cereal I ever ate… In fact, I’ve looked up and down the cereal aisle and while I’ve found quite a bit of sugar, I haven’t seen a single box of Meaty-Os or Steak Crunchies or Pork and Sausage Charms. So looks like your cereal is safe. Toast? Well that’s just bread and butter and/or jam. Glass of milk? Glass of orange juice? Cup of coffee? All without meat. Pancakes, waffles, crepes? Those all go best with fruit and syrup, none of which requires meat. Eggs, also, don’t technically contain meat, so what are you missing? Naturally, bacon is the clencher here, but fortunately for us there are bacon substitutes and replacements, such as coconut bacon.